I wannas sexs uuuuu
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Brb crying the tears of my youth
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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