Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
