This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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