Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
you had me at cake vodka
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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