Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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