after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I believe in your delicious
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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