What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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