just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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