btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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