yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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