I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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