Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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