Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
...so i touched it.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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