DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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