do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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