I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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