I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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