Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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