the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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