why do cheetos always look like penises
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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