don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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