Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My breasts were aching with rage.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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