you would pick up someone in the library
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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