i'm signing you up for texting rehab
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
