I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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