Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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