I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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