I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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