Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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