Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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