The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
COCAINE IS GR8
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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