If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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