It's Friday. Sex?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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