kristin has been a bad kristin
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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