...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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