The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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