my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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