If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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