did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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