Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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