Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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