I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
