It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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