They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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