Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
