I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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