I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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