Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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