i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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