To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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