yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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